Hi. Do I give you this? Ah yeah, no. No we’re not customs, we’re the tone police. So just a few things you need to know before entering the country; first of all, you can be openly pro choice now. Yeah. We’re fierce progressive altogether since we got that gay Taoiseach. That’s great. Just don’t be too shrill about it. D’ya know what I mean? Calm down a bit. And… what if you’re pro-life? Ah sure let them off. If the pictures of the dead babies bothers ya so much sure you’re probably pro-life yourself, wha. Anyway, pro-choice is grand, just don’t go on about it. If you’re gay, that’s totally fine. Just don’t be too flamboyant. D’ya know what I mean? There’s no need for all the glitter like; not everyone needs to know you’re gay. Take our Taoiseach for example, he’s gay, but he doesn’t go around flaunting it in our faces. Like, he was even against gay marriage. You can say vaguely racist things here, but only as long as it’s posed as a joke, or a question. You’re free to discuss religion all you want, but blasphemy does carry a €25,000 fine so that’s just something to keep in mind if you’re going to be taking the lord’s name in vain. The lord? Jesus. What about Allah and Budda? Ahh, that’s fine, they’re not real. You can say “Brits out”, as long as you’re laughing or drinking when you say it, preferably both. We prefer anti-English sentiment to come in the form of really terrible British accent impressions, and supporting any other team except for England, in any sport, ever. You can talk about Brexit, but, I’d be careful talking about the North. Like, walls have ears, d’ya know what I mean? I… I don’t…. Quickly about jobs, if you’re going to work as a journalist, you have to learn how to ask a question, and then shout over the answer. If you are going to work in politics which… I imagine, you’re not, you have to learn how to answer a question in a really long rambling way, without saying anything at all. If you’re gonna be a blogger, you’d be more successful if you’re also a model, and finally, watch you’re mouth when speaking to your mother or you’ll get the wooden spoon. *laughs* That’s… that’s a joke, that was one from my childhood. Emmm…. any questions? A few.. Welcome to Ireland.