The Gates of Hell | Deck Hands

The Gates of Hell | Deck Hands


>>DO WE HAVE YOUR PERMISSION AND EVERYTHING TO, LIKE, USE ALL THIS FOOTAGE OF YOU AND STUFF AND PUT IT ONLINE?>SHANE LEE: F— YEAH DOT COM.>EVEN ALL THAT IFQ STUFF? IF YOU’RE NOT COOL WITH IT… I MEAN, THE STRESS THAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT….>SHANE LEE: F— THAT S—! F— IT. PUBLISH EVERY GODDAMN THING. I AIN’T GOTTA LIE.>JUST WANT TO MAKE SURE THAT YOU’RE COOL
WITH IT BEFORE…>SHANE LEE: F— IT. THROW IT BACK ON. ARE WE GOOD WITH THIS? THE ONLY PERSON I EVER HAVE TO LIE TO IS THE GODDAMN JUDGE. F—ING LYING CHEATING F—ING RICH PIECES OF S—. F—ING GETTING RICHER OFF THE F—ING ONES THAT ARE BREAKING OUR HANDS. F— YOU, MOTHERF—ERS. THAT’S WHAT I GOTTA SAY ABOUT THE WHOLE IFQ THING. F— THEM. ♪ ♪>HERE, YOU HAVE TO USE MY CUP. I GOTTA USE THIS ONE. I DON’T HAVE ANY
RED CUPS ON HERE, SO…>THAT’S FINE. ♪>CURLY: CHEERS.>CHEERS, BROTHER. NOW I GOT SOMETHING TO DO WITH MY HANDS.>CURLY: THIS IS THE MAIN GROUPER PORT IN THE WORLD RIGHT HERE. MADEIRA BEACH. BECAUSE OF ALL THE CUTS IN THE BOATS AND SUCH AND THE IFQ’S THEY’RE DOWN TO JUST A LITTLE BIT OVER A MILLION POUNDS A YEAR HERE. THEY WENT DOWN FROM LIKE 3 1/2 MILLION DOWN TO A MILLION, A MILLION
THREE I THINK. SOMETHING LIKE THAT. THESE GUYS HAVE ALL BEEN WORKING FOR THE SAME FISH HOUSE FOREVER, MADEIRA BEACH SEAFOOD. ♪>SHANE LEE: YOU EVER SING ‘OLD MCDONALD HAD A FARM’? WHEN YOU START MAKING THEM F—ING INSECT SOUNDS BACK THERE, “OLD MCDONALD HAD A… AND ON THE FARM HE HAD A CRICKET” WHEN YOU START SINGING THAT CRAZY S— THAT’S WHAT… MAN, I’D RATHER LISTEN TO SOME F—ING METALLICA OR SOMETHING BACK HERE WHILE YOU’RE KILLING S—.>RIGHT.>SHANE LEE: YOU KNOW? YEAH, THESE ARE MY WINTER SHOES. IT DROPPED DOWN TO F—ING 60 THIS MORNING. F—, YEAH. PORN STAR. OH MY GOD, I’M ABOUT READY TO TOUCH MY F—ING
NAUGHTY PARTS.>BOB SPAETH: COMMERCIAL FISHERMEN ARE A DIFFERENT BREED. THEY DON’T BELONG IN SUIT AND TIE SOCIETY. NOT AT ALL. SHANE LEE, HE’S JUST
AN OLD BARNACLE. BEEN AROUND HERE A LONG TIME. YOU KNOW WHAT A CUR DOG OR A JUNKYARD DOG IS? HE KINDA REMINDS ME OF THE PAST. IT WAS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT THAN IT IS TODAY. YOU HAD A LOT OF CAMARADERIE. YOU HAD A LOT OF CRAZINESS. YOU HAD BARS THE COPS WOULDN’T EVEN GO IN. THEY’RE A SPECIAL
BREED OF PEOPLE.>SHANE LEE: HI, MY NAME IS SHANE MOTHERF—ING LEE DOT COM. WWW DOT COM. F— YEAH DOT COM . F— YEAH. F— YEAH. ♪ ♪ WELL I HEARD THAT THE DEVIL’S WALKING AROUND. F— IT. I GOT THE TOOLS TO SHOW YOU. F—ING WINGS. F—ING FAIRY. F—ING FAGGOT. F—ING FIGHTER. F— IT. I’M NOT A FAGGOT. BUT WE F— GOT IT ON. I GOT THE NUNCHUCKS. I GOT ‘EM. THEY’RE DOWN THERE AT THE BOAT. IT’S NOT EVIL. WE’RE NOT EVIL PEOPLE. WE’RE F—ING REAL. F— YEAH. I KNOW THIS BLACK DUDE.>EDDIE: YEAH, THEY CALL ME NIGGER EDDIE BUT I’M REALLY NOT A NIGGER.>SHANE LEE: OH HE’S NOT BLACK.>EDDIE: YOU SHOULDN’T GIVE HIM BEER.>WHAT SHOULD WE GIVE HIM?>EDDIE: IT’S LIKE GREMLINS, YOU KNOW. HE USED TO BE MY NEIGHBOR. I TELL YOU WHAT, HE’D HAVE SMOG ROLLING DOWN THE STREET. THE COPS WOULD BEAT ON HIS DOOR. I MEAN, THE MUSIC BLARING. HE’S GOT SPEAKERS LIKE THIS BIG.>SHANE LEE: IN THE BACK F—ING PART OF MADEIRA BEACH.>EDDIE: HE’D HAVE THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD ROCKING.>SHANE LEE: LET’S GO TO THE LASER LIGHT SHOW, MOTHERF—ERS.>LET’S GO TO THE LASER LIGHT SHOW. WERE DOWN HERE AT MADEIRA BEACH, THE DAIQUIRI SHAK. SHANE GAVE ME HIS FOUR PACK OF BUSCH AND WE’RE GONNA GO TO HIS BOAT FOR A LASER LIGHT SHOW.>SHANE LEE: F— YEAH. ‘TIME OUT’ TRIPLE X. F—ING WELCOME ABOARD.>I GOT LIFE INSURANCE TOO.>SHANE LEE: COME IN. F— YEAH.>YOU GOT LIFE INSURANCE?>SHANE LEE: F—
YEAH DOT COMERS. ALL RIGHT. NOW.>YOU GOT THE PLAYSTATION HOOK UP?>SHANE LEE: F— YEAH. THESE ARE ALL PORNOS.>THAT WHOLE STACK IS PORNOS?>SHANE LEE: YOU JUST LOOK AT ‘EM YOURSELF.>THEY SURE ARE.>SHANE LEE: THIS IS MY F—ING THING RIGHT HERE. OKAY. MARILYN. I WAS THERE. FOR MARILYN. OKAY. IN THIS TOUR F—ING SOME GIRL, SHE THREW THEM UP THERE DURING ‘TAINTED LOVE’. MARILYN MANSON PUT THEM ON AND SANG ‘TAINTED LOVE’. TOOK THEM F—ERS OFF, STOMPED THEM SON OF A BITCHES, THREW THEM OUT THERE. BUT WHO WAS THE ONE TO GET ‘EM? OH F— YEAH! THIS IS A MARILYN MANSON SIGNATURE AUTOGRAPH FROM MY F—ING……. YES.>THAT’S YOUR FAVORITE S—?>SHANE LEE: GONNA SET THAT MOTHERF—-ER UP RIGHT THERE. THIS IS… I GOT LIKE SIX BARS BUT
THEY’RE F—ING….>WHERE’D YOU GET THOSE?>SHANE LEE: ONLINE, F—ER. OKAY. HOLD UP. WHAT ARE YOU F—ING
S—TING ME? THAT AIN’T ENOUGH OF THAT S—. NEED SOME MORE SMOKE. ♪ ♪>WE’RE CURRENTLY AT SHANE’S BOAT LISTENING TO MARILYN MANSON AND DRINKING BUSCH. HE BROUGHT US BACK HERE TO PARTY AND BLAST HIS FOG MACHINE, HIS LASER LIGHTS, AND SHOW US HIS FAVORITE DVD. MR. MANSON, IF YOU’RE OUT THERE, YOUR MOVE. ♪ ♪>SHANE LEE: YEAH,
MOTHERF—ERS. THAT’S THE WAY I ROLL.>THAT’S HOW YOU DO IT.>SHANE LEE: F— YEAH. SHANE LEE’S AMPHITHEATER. SIT HERE AND WATCH ROCK ‘N ROLL VIDEOS. I FISH FOR THE PEOPLE. ON AN AVERAGE TRIP I’LL MAKE FIFTEEN TO TWO THOUSAND. THE BOTTOM LINE OF EVERY ONE OF THEM F—ING TICKETS THEY GIVE US; YOU GOT YOUR LITTLE FUEL BILL. YOU GOT YOUR TACKLE. YOU GOT YOUR ICE. YOU GOT YOUR BAIT. NOW WE’RE COMING UP WITH PEOPLE FROM WHO THE F— KNOWS. THEY GET A PERCENTAGE
OF MY CHECK. THESE PEOPLE GET A PERCENTAGE OF MY CHECK. THESE PEOPLE GET A PERCENTAGE OF MY CHECK. MY HANDS BARELY WORK ANYMORE. THAT’S MY KNUCKLE SHOVED ALL THE WAY UP IN THERE BECAUSE MY HAND HIT THE F—ING BLOCK. BUT I DON’T GET NOTHING OUTTA THAT, DO I? THIS ONE’S FROM AN EEL. CRAZY. JUST F—ING MUTILATED MYSELF. YOU KNOW, I JUST HOPE WHOEVER GOT A PIECE OF THAT IS HAPPIER THAN WHAT I AM. I MEAN, THIS IS WHAT I LIVE IN. GRANTED, I’VE GOT EVERYTHING I WANT RIGHT THERE. I JUST NEED MY LITTLE BOAT. MY FRIENDS, I NEED MY MOTHERF—ING FRIENDS. THAT’S ALL I NEED.>RIGHT.>SHANE LEE: 750 WATT RECEIVER AND THE ROB ZOMBIE VIDEO WITH JOHNNY FIVE.>WHAT ABOUT MARILYN MANSON?>SHANE LEE: F— IT. OH MY GOD. ♪

100 Replies to “The Gates of Hell | Deck Hands”

  1. Imagine waking up at 2am and this guy is at the foot of your bed with the strobe lights and fog going while doing his numbchuck routine.

  2. Some assholes saw this probably and sunk his boat and ended his little fantasies / fun. I don't know if maybe they just didn't want a bunch of attention down at the Docks or if they were just jealous that he lives a Carefree life. He was talking shit about people cutting his paychecks. Makes me wonder who did it. Maybe Ben Mallah can find him a good price on a boat?

  3. i bet they offered him a 4 pack of busch to wear that hat in order to humiliate the confederacy……i wouldnt put it past these liberal {{assholes}}.they are trying to destroy the only culture america ever had or ever will have.it was a god fearing culture,dont let these college [[punks]] brainwash you.

  4. I went to that same Manson tour and had one of those back stage passes too and I used to live in madera beach… small world

  5. I absolutely love this series I just came across it and I'm hooked. Just ran through all the episodes. Thank you so much for this

  6. Badass filming…. this dude has obviously lost his mind unfortunately. Rock on 🤘

  7. You can have all the money in the world, and not be as content as he's become with his life. That's not to knock him, I admire him for finding what he makes him happy in life, all of us will eventually meet the same fate, only each of us has to find our own route to get there.

  8. I would’ve went to school if this guy was my teacher 😂 see all kinds of crackhead shit in class

  9. Man this stuff is pretty hard to watch, I know a lot of guys like this guy, hes lucky he has what he has. Drugs man, bad shit, can hardly finish a thought without the next one taking it over

    Great video

  10. Shane brother you need Jesus in your heart. pray that jesus will save you brother, i dont want u going to hell

  11. The newest episode he went from this to looking like Keith Richards. He looks like a teenager in this compared to now.

  12. Boats + fishing+beer+nunchuck+electric guitar+fog+lasers+fairy wings+ masks==========Fuuuuuuuck yeaaaaaaaah! Lmao! Stay doing you my man, keep living brother.

  13. Too bad Screwy Louies Is all lame now….shit its not even called screwy louies its just SCREWIES…and they removed that side of the bar….weak.

  14. I greatly enjoyed this series upon discovering it a couple of months ago and I just found out that my next door neighbor grew up fishing with these dudes. Knows every one of ‘em. Man, there’s a special type of beauty growing up in Pinellas County. Small world type of shit every day. Between this series and what you do with Ben Mallah alone is quite spectacular in itself, Danny. Good job so far, bud. We appreciate what you do.

  15. This guy's probably broke because he spends all his money on that bullshit like that fog machine, laser light show, guitar, etc etc etc. Not to mention the countless drugs this guy does.

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