Mary Elizabeth Winstead Talks ’10 Cloverfield Lane’

>>Stephen: THANKS FOR BEING HERE.>>THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.>>Stephen: THAT’S AN ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL DRESS.>>I WANTED TO BRING SOME SPARKLE S.>>Stephen: IT SEEMS A VERY GLAMMUOUS FORM OF CAMOUFLAGE, ALMOST, THERE’S SO MUCH GOING ON THERE.>>THAT’S VERY TRUE.>>Stephen: THE CHARACTER YOU’RE PLAYING INDEPENDENT MOVIE, WHAT IS HER NAME?>>MICHELLE.>>Stephen: SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD USE SOME CAMOUFLAGE…

Trump Tweets Tough, But He’s Got Nothing On Jesus

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” THANKS SO MUCH. PLEASE. FOLKS, WELCOME TO THE SHOW. HAVE A SEAT. I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYBODY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT’S GOING TO BE A GREAT ONE, ALL RIGHT, CLEAN SLATE. EVERYBODY GOT YOUR NEW YEAR’S’ RESOLUTIONS.>>Jon: YEAH.>>Stephen: GOT ANYTHING GOOD?>>Jon: YEAH, I WANT…

Mary-Louise Parker Has Become A Syrup Farmer

PLEASE WELCOME MARY-LOUISE PARKER! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>HI! HAPPY ALMOST HALLOWEEN.>>Stephen: YOU, TOO. DO YOU DO THE HALLOWEEN STILL? DO YOU DRESS UP?>>OH, YEAH. HANDS-FREE CANDY. IT STARTS NOW, THOUGH. MY KIDS WERE GETTING IT FROM THE DOORMAN. DON’T THEY HAVE THAT WHERE YOU LIVE, LIKE THEY HAVE THE BUCKET OUT ALREADY WITH…

Gina Rodriguez Is Playing Another Virgin: Mary

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MY FIRST GUEST IS THE GOLDEN GLOBE WINNING STAR OF “JANE THE VIRGIN.” PLEASE WELCOME GINA RODRIGUEZ. ♪ ♪ ♪ ( APPLAUSE ) ♪ YOU’RE MY LADY ♪ >>Stephen: NO, NO, NO, LADIES FIRST. LADIES FIRST, PLEASE. NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN. IT’S BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE WE’VE HAD YOU ON…

Chris Martin Carpool Karaoke

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) ♪ YOU WANT TO LIGHT UP THE DARK ♪ ♪ SUCH A HEAVENLY VIEW ♪ ♪ AND YET I THINK I SEE YOU ♪ (LAUGHTER) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?>>TRYING TO GET TO THE SUPER BOWL.>>James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YOU’RE PLAYING IN THE SUPER BOWL.>>I KNOW AND I’M SUPPOSED TO BE THERE….

On “Lopez,” George Lopez Plays “George Lopez”

YOU HAVE THE NEW SHOW “LOPEZ.” I UNDERSTAND IN SOME WAYS THIS IS BASED ON YOUR OWN LIFE, A TRUE STORY?>>IT’S BASED ON, YOU KNOW HOW DIFFICULT– I THINK PEOPLE THINK WHEN YOU MAKE IT THEY THINK YOU HAVE MONEY OR YOU HAVE A SHOW THAT EVERYTHING GOES GOOD, AND IT REALLY DOESN’T. SO THIS…

Colbert Meets A Religious Liberty Task Force Special Agent

YOU KNOW, FOLKS, PEOPLE ARE STILL TALKING ABOUT LAST WEEK’S ANNOUNCEMENT FROM ATTORNEY GENERAL AND MAN WHO EVEN HE WANTS TO PUNCH, JEFF SESSIONS. ON MONDAY THE ATTORNEY GENERAL DECLARED THAT THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT IS FORMING SOMETHING CALLED A RELIGIOUS LIBERTY TASK FORCE. IT’S GOAL WILL BE PROTECTING RELIGIOUS GROUPS FROM PERSECUTION. WOW, THAT COULD…

Leah Remini Argues That Scientology Isn’t A Religion

MY NEXT GUEST STARRED FOR NINE YEARS ON “KING OF QUEENS.” SHE’S NOW CREATED A DOCUMENTARY SERIES COVERING HER FALLOUT WITH THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY. PLEASE WELCOME, LEAH REMINI! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )>>Stephen: BEAUTIFUL DRESS! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>YOU’RE SUCH A GENTLEMAN.>>Stephen: AM I? YOU WALKED ME, HELD…

Ricky Gervais And Stephen Go Head-To-Head On Religion

>>Stephen: HEY, EVERYBODY, WE’RE HERE WITH RICKY GERVAIS. WE WERE TALKING BEFORE, ABOUT THIS TWEET BEFORE, THAT YOU LIKED THIS TWEET THAT WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW YOU WERE GOING IT TO GO TO HELL, THAT IT SHOULD GET A KNIGHTHOOD. DO YOU HAVE ANY INTEREST IN A KNIGHTHOOD? BECAUSE A LOT OF– A LOT OF…