On Religion (Redux)

Good morning, Hank, it’s Fri- Blue guys, what are you doing lyin’ around on the job? Show some respect for my audience. That’s better. So Hank, I’ve been sick lately – in fact, I have a note from my doctor saying I don’t have to do my punishment – but I wanted to continue our…

On “Lopez,” George Lopez Plays “George Lopez”

YOU HAVE THE NEW SHOW “LOPEZ.” I UNDERSTAND IN SOME WAYS THIS IS BASED ON YOUR OWN LIFE, A TRUE STORY?>>IT’S BASED ON, YOU KNOW HOW DIFFICULT– I THINK PEOPLE THINK WHEN YOU MAKE IT THEY THINK YOU HAVE MONEY OR YOU HAVE A SHOW THAT EVERYTHING GOES GOOD, AND IT REALLY DOESN’T. SO THIS…

The Church For People Who Are “Spiritual, But Not Religious”

(hip hop instrumental beat) – Welcome. We’re gathered here today because we are spiritual. But not like religious, you know. ♫ I don’t believe in organized religion ♫ Except for Eastern religion which I am interested in ♫ It’s just like deeper ♫ We are here today because we reject the bullshit from one book,…

Colbert Meets A Religious Liberty Task Force Special Agent

YOU KNOW, FOLKS, PEOPLE ARE STILL TALKING ABOUT LAST WEEK’S ANNOUNCEMENT FROM ATTORNEY GENERAL AND MAN WHO EVEN HE WANTS TO PUNCH, JEFF SESSIONS. ON MONDAY THE ATTORNEY GENERAL DECLARED THAT THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT IS FORMING SOMETHING CALLED A RELIGIOUS LIBERTY TASK FORCE. IT’S GOAL WILL BE PROTECTING RELIGIOUS GROUPS FROM PERSECUTION. WOW, THAT COULD…

God Talks To Abraham Lincoln About Civil War 2

Hello, humans. I’m God. Welcome to The God Show. Like, comment, share, and subscribe. Thanks. Jesus is back with me here today. What’s up, Jesus? Hi, God. I mean, Dad. Where the hell have you been lately? You haven’t been on the show in months. Oh, yeah. I was making some appearances down on Earth….

On Religion

Good morning Hank; it’s Monday. Nerdfighters often ask us if we’re religious, a topic we’ve been reluctant to discuss over the years mostly because the quality of discourse about religion on the internet is…atrocious. That said, many nerdfighters know that a decade ago I worked as a Chaplin at a children’s hospital. And I was…

God Commands Americans To Impeach Trump

[MUSIC PLAYING] Hi, humans. Welcome to The God Show. I think you should know that I love you, humans. You look great. Have I told you that lately? It’s true. You look amazing today. And damn, you got a cute butt. Have you been working out? Because it looks like you’ve lost weight. I love…

George Carlin – Religion is Bullshit (Napisy PL)

because I got to tell you the truth folks I got to tell you the truth when it comes to bullshit big-time major-league bullshit you have to stand in awe in all of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims religion no contest no contest religion religion easily has the greatest bullshit story…

Leah Remini Argues That Scientology Isn’t A Religion

MY NEXT GUEST STARRED FOR NINE YEARS ON “KING OF QUEENS.” SHE’S NOW CREATED A DOCUMENTARY SERIES COVERING HER FALLOUT WITH THE CHURCH OF SCIENTOLOGY. PLEASE WELCOME, LEAH REMINI! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) ( BAND PLAYING )>>Stephen: BEAUTIFUL DRESS! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>YOU’RE SUCH A GENTLEMAN.>>Stephen: AM I? YOU WALKED ME, HELD…