Gluten-Free Manna From Heaven

♪♪We’re starving, Aaron!How much longer must we suffer in the wilderness without food? Be patient, Elisheba. My brother promised us the heavens would provide. [gasps] ♪♪ We are truly a blessed people. I will never again question the power of– Man:Hey, Aaron?Yea, Rufus? Is this gluten-free manna? Cometh again? Well, I mean, I don’t wanna…

Mark Lowry – Dogs Go To Heaven (Comedy/Live)

Now let us pause for a profoundand poignant theological expositionpresented by Mark Lowry.– Hey! Are you all having a good time at the Dove Awards tonight? [cheers and applause] Are you ready for some good news? – Yes! – Dogs go to heaven. It’s in the Bible. Psalm 36:6. Read it when you get home….

BACCHUS, God of Intoxication

Hey bro, I forgot my I.D. Can you get me some alcohol? Hey dude, you look really chill. Think you can pimp us some beers? Dude, let me handle this. Who are you? Why boy, I am Bacchus. Son of Zeus, God of Wine. You look like a fag. Those strange terms are foreign to…

Bruce Almighty – Jim Carrey meets God (HD)

Hello? Yeah! Seems to me. Kinda bright, though. – Yeah… ..it is for most people. They spend their lives in the dark… ..trying to hide from me. Oh, the elevator’s broken, huh? Yeah, but I’ll get around to it. You installed a clapper? Nope. But catchy jingle isn’t it? – CLAP ON. CLAP OFF. CLAP…

Trevor Moore – “High in Church” – Uncensored

Oh, dude, you got to hit that shit. Okay. Oh, yeah. Here we go. [gagging, coughing] What? [coughing] (Brian) Are you kidding? [coughing] Wait. You way too big for that widdle biddle-ass hit, dawg. Come on. Pass it, man. I know, look, I just– The thing about me is, I like to get high incrementally,…

THE PHONE (Mark Angel Comedy) (Episode 154)

Uncle welcome! Uncle Welcome! Uncle Welcome! Uncle Welcome! Chioma…… Success……How Are You? What Did You Buy For Us? Aahh And I Was Thinking Of Buying……. aaaaaaahhhhhhh…….ok See What Happened Is… I Will Ask You People A Question……… Anybody That can answer it I Will Give That Person Something. Really….ok…… goooooood. How Many People did Jesus…