Pope Francis Doesn’t Want Your Kisses | The Daily Show

There’s a new scandal shaking the Catholic Church. A lot of Catholics see kissing the pope’s ring as a tradition in the church, if you’re lucky enough to meet him, but it appears Pope Francis isn’t too keen on the idea. Meeting people after Mass yesterday, the pope kept ripping his hand away as people…

The Pope Is Here!

FOLKS, I AM, I AM EXCITED, NO, MORE THAN THAT, I AM BLESSED THAT YOU ARE ALL HERE FOR OUR SPECIAL POPE SHOW. WE’RE GOING TO POPE IT UP. WE HAVE BEEN GETTING READY FOR THIS FOR A MONTH. IN FACT WE MADE A SPECIAL POPE SHOW OPENING AM JIM, THE POPENING.>>TOUR DEFRANCIS, A NEW…

Trevor Moore – “High in Church” – Uncensored

Oh, dude, you got to hit that shit. Okay. Oh, yeah. Here we go. [gagging, coughing] What? [coughing] (Brian) Are you kidding? [coughing] Wait. You way too big for that widdle biddle-ass hit, dawg. Come on. Pass it, man. I know, look, I just– The thing about me is, I like to get high incrementally,…

Kanye West Surprises Kimmel in Brooklyn

You’ve done so much to welcome us to the east coast. We have a thank you gift from the west coast. Not only is this a gift from the west, it quite literally is a West. Our gift to you, Brooklyn, is a visit from Mr. Kanye West. [APPLAUSE] Look at this. [CHEERING] [LAUGHS] Kanye,…

Mary Elizabeth Winstead Talks ’10 Cloverfield Lane’

>>Stephen: THANKS FOR BEING HERE.>>THANK YOU FOR HAVING ME.>>Stephen: THAT’S AN ABSOLUTELY BEAUTIFUL DRESS.>>I WANTED TO BRING SOME SPARKLE S.>>Stephen: IT SEEMS A VERY GLAMMUOUS FORM OF CAMOUFLAGE, ALMOST, THERE’S SO MUCH GOING ON THERE.>>THAT’S VERY TRUE.>>Stephen: THE CHARACTER YOU’RE PLAYING INDEPENDENT MOVIE, WHAT IS HER NAME?>>MICHELLE.>>Stephen: SHE LOOKS LIKE SHE COULD USE SOME CAMOUFLAGE…

Crosswalk the Musical: Mary Poppins

( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>AFTER THE SUCCESS OF THE LAST FEW CROSSWALK MUSICALS, I KNEW I HAD THE TO GET THE COMPANY OUT OF LOS ANGELES. IT WAS TO TOO MUCH. THE CONSTANT RAIN, THE ADULATION, THE COCAINE. AND WHERE BETTER TO GO THAN WHERE I MADE MY NAME ON THE STAGE RIGHT HERE,…

Trump Tweets Tough, But He’s Got Nothing On Jesus

WELCOME TO “THE LATE SHOW.” THANKS SO MUCH. PLEASE. FOLKS, WELCOME TO THE SHOW. HAVE A SEAT. I’M YOUR HOST, STEPHEN COLBERT. HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYBODY. ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) IT’S GOING TO BE A GREAT ONE, ALL RIGHT, CLEAN SLATE. EVERYBODY GOT YOUR NEW YEAR’S’ RESOLUTIONS.>>Jon: YEAH.>>Stephen: GOT ANYTHING GOOD?>>Jon: YEAH, I WANT…

Mary-Louise Parker Has Become A Syrup Farmer

PLEASE WELCOME MARY-LOUISE PARKER! ( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >>HI! HAPPY ALMOST HALLOWEEN.>>Stephen: YOU, TOO. DO YOU DO THE HALLOWEEN STILL? DO YOU DRESS UP?>>OH, YEAH. HANDS-FREE CANDY. IT STARTS NOW, THOUGH. MY KIDS WERE GETTING IT FROM THE DOORMAN. DON’T THEY HAVE THAT WHERE YOU LIVE, LIKE THEY HAVE THE BUCKET OUT ALREADY WITH…