Saints Row Storyline In 3 Minutes! | Video Games In 3

Saints Row Storyline In 3 Minutes! | Video Games In 3

Time to whip out those dildo swords! This is the Saints Row chronology in 3 minutes! Let’s begin! 2006 Stilwater City. An unnamed man called only the playa, witnesses massive bloodbath involving the city’s three main gangs. Los Carnales, Vice Kings, and the Westside Rollerz. he is saved by Julius from 3rd Street Saints, a small gang attempting to put an end to the ceaseless gang war in Stilwater. The playa is recruited by Julius and taught the ways of the street. He crusades against the three gangs, destroying them, earning all the city’s turf for the Saints. The playa, in an effort to prevent Julius from being arrested kills the mayor of Stillwater and the corrupt chief of police. But he’s caught after an awesome YACHT EXPLOSION! EXTREEEEEEEEEEMMMMMEEEEE He is arrested by Hughes, who tricked the playa into killing the mayor, wanting to take over stillwater he killed off important members of the Saints. After awakening from a coma cause by that EXTREME explosion the playa breaks out of Stilwater Penitentiary to fight 3 new gangs that have taken over Stilwater and the 3rd St Saints have disappeared. It’s almost like everything you did was for NOTHING “Thanks for buying our games.” The playa busts his right hand man, Johnny Gat, out of prison and begins a new war with all 3 gangs. The Ultor store corporation, a malevolent company that uses a private army to wipe out gangs and solidify their iron grasp on Stilwater. The playa destroys the 3 new gangs and Ultor Corporation, taking over total control of Stilwater in the process once again! What’s that? You didn’t want to play the first game over again as a sequel? Well ask and you sure as shit will receive! The playa discovers that Julius set him on the yacht with the EXTREME explosion. And in a final act of rebellion… Executes him! EXTREME EXECUTION!!!!!! Thus eliminating any potential for competition in Stilwater. Because there are no rival factions left in Stilwater the Saints Row grow into a massive corporation rivaling that of the now partnered Ultor. The Saints use their fame like a brand to sell energy drinks, bobble heads, and clothing! And keep themselves relevant by deciding to attack another city: Steelport After the Saints rob a bank owned by a new rival faction, The Syndicate, Johnny Gat is killed. and the Saints vow to destroy to Syndicate from the ground up and destroy another three factions in order to conquer Steelport. As the gang war escalates a special government military force called STAG is brought in to put the Saints in a rival’s town. The Saints outmaneuver STAG and save the town, putting them in good terms with the public eye. Wow, that turned out WAY better than it should have. Years later the Saints work with the government because of course they do. The playa is eventually elected as President of the United States of America after saving the world from the former leader of STAG, who has gone insane and try to nuke Washington DC. Once elected, the earth is attached by the Zin alien intergalactic Empire…. WTF The playa is captured and placed in a machine, forcing him to experience simulations. He escapes and calls for reinforcements, angering the Zin. (so they blow up the planet) Once again making everything you have done beforehand completely pointless! Thanks for buying our games ya stupid shit. Swearing revenge for earth, The playa dives back into the simulation to defeat the Zin and rescue his allies. The Saints discover Johnny Gat is not dead and recruit him for the final assault on Zinyak, the Emperor of the Zin. The playa defeats Zinyak by By TEARING his head off EXTREME decapitation! Using time travel, the Saints visit earth before it was destroyed. ..and that’s pretty much it… So that was Saints Row and I am done using this voice! Geeze… anyway are you guys looking forward to Saints Row 5? I mean what are they going to do after the earth exploding? Let us know down below.

100 Replies to “Saints Row Storyline In 3 Minutes! | Video Games In 3”

  1. After the earth exploded there are two options.
    1) They save the earth, like in the end (because there's a time machine EXTREEEEEEEEME )

  2. Actually the bank they tried to rob was in Stillwater, they land to Steelport by accident knowing nothing and of course without any money

  3. And after that the playa is dragged to hell and is saved by Johnny Gat Kenzie Kenzington and then the earth was recreated by Johnny Gat which then let's the events of agents of mayhem take place

  4. you know what, i think somehow "the playah" will be a character from one of the previous games reliving the events and setting it up to not be in shitty steelport where the events don't happen and continue on with better plot then shitty saints row 3 and 4

  5. I hated saints row 3 and 4 because of course gangster have super power fight aliens become the President and becomed a brand. Thats what psychotic murdering gangsters do right?

  6. Hello! Would anyone be interested in sharing the link to promote Saints Row's Twisted by PsychatronX?
    Here is the link thank you!

  7. imagain it was all a dream since saints row 3 when u jump outta the plane you could hurt yourself or be in a coma again….. that would be odd but it will being back the old saints row and make it the best

  8. If they own all of zinyaks tech couldn't they just use that to go and back with said tech and kill zinyak before he does anything to earth?

  9. You forgot to mention that in Saints Row 4 the playa discover his superhuman ability and makes it stronger with the help of his teammate hacker friend and open a portal to zin's planet to defeat their head.

  10. Saints row 5 they make a new planet with the help with kinsie (idk how to spell her name) and matt? Planet for simulations?

  11. i rlly hope that theres a remake of saints row 2. the fans are drawn more to the realistic yet funny story. it can be serious and there's parts where you actually go 'oh fuck..' like the shit w carlos and aisha. i want that heartrenching, badass, fun story. to be honest i even liked the old school graphics of it. man.. miss that game. wish i could erase that memory so i could replay it.

  12. There is no need of making it this short ,go for 5 or 10 mins so we can get a good explaination,trust me people are not it that much of an hurry

  13. Gat Out of Hell was the game that brought earth back. Maybe it will return back to its roots with the next fame

  14. After Saints Row 4, They Should Go Back In Time & Save All Saints Who Have Died, Dex Also Does The Same & Brings Back All Rival Gang Members. And The Boss & Dex Fight Eachother & The Events From Saints Row 1-4 Never Happen, Ending The Series.

  15. Please let the protagonist wake up and saints row 3 to gat outa hell was all just a crazy bullshit dream

  16. Saints Row 4 is cool, but when Zinyak destroyed Earth that's when he made me activate the inner Super saiyan.why did Saints Row 4 have to be about aliens invading Earth? It should have continued to be Gangster,not fighting aliens.once your done with the game it gets boring sometimes. I don't know if Gat Outta Hell is referring to part 5 of Saints Row, cause at the end of Saints Row 4 there is this lady and she said something about she meet the Saints.In Gat Outta Hell that same lady that was talking at the end of Saints Row 4 talks in Gat Outta hell.Saints Row 5 should be created and going back to be a gangster/ restoring Earth.Just start all over again being a gangster like the good old Saints Row 1,2 and 3.

  17. Wait so the saints time travel to earth before its destroyed so how come I didn’t see that needing when I played saints row 4 but I love the dancing see

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