Has this ever happened to you? You get sucked into hell to marry Satan’s daughter?
Then you need… Saints Row: Gat Out of Hell. The latest and greatest stand-alone expansion follow-up to the blockbuster game about saints, rows, and the Roman numeral four. “Is that not normal?” This game has it all… witness a heroic tale of how Johnny Gat himself ventures into Hell to save The President of the United States from marrying Satan’s daughter! Get the must own title that you didn’t know you absolutely needed in your life until RIGHT NOW. Fly like a majestic hell angel. Hang out with historical figures like Vlad the Impaler, Blackbeard the pirate, and fictional ones like William Shakespeare from all those movies about poems and love! Use dozens upon dozens of Hell related weaponry, neat-o super powers, and brutal takedowns inspired by real martial art moves. Warning, the use of takedowns may result in the following… I think you might be skipping some details. But that’s not all! We also have another game you absolutely need to buy before anything else in your life. Saints Row IV: Re-Elected. Look at all this cool stuff it comes jam packed with… Extra graphics. Enhanced nut kicks. Voice commands. Sharing and live streaming. Extra polygons. Six hundred and sixty-six times the colors. One Million-P more resolution. More English speaking aliens. More obscure pop culture references. More! More! More! More of everything! Sort of… but, twice the ass kicking. Three times the nut kicking. And infinity more Zynyak skull crushing potential. It’s the same classic Saints Row IV experience you’ve come to know and love. Reborn and ready to kick you in the nuts on your fancy new gaming systems – with literally hundreds of thousands of extra pixels, count them and see! Or, wait till someone on the Internet does it for you! Look at all this dick kicking! Look! But… We’re not done yet! If you call in the next THREE MILI-SECONDS and get either Saints Row IV: Re-Elected or double pack Saints Row IV: Re-Elected & Gat Out of Hell you ALSO get the Executive Privilege Pack… the Wild West Pack… the Enter the Dominatrix Pack… and every single DLC and pack that has ever been released for Saints Row IV… ever! “So, how do we get one?” Get the game everyone on the Internet will be pixel counting and dissecting frame-by-frame! Order now, operators are standing by… Saints Row: Gat Out of Hell. Saints Row IV: Re-Elected. Double pack Saints Row IV: Re-Elected and Gat Out of Hell. Thank you, God.