Saint Patrick’s Life – Linguish Stories

Saint Patrick’s Life – Linguish Stories


St. Patrick was born in 386 in Britain. He lived a happy life but one day… Pirate: You, come with me.
Saint-Patrick: No. Pirate: Come with me.
Pirates captured him. Saint-Patrick: No!
Pirate: Go with me. Pirate: GO WITH ME!
Saint-Patrick: *screaming* He was taken to Ireland where he became a shepherd. Oh, what a beautiful day in Ireland. PATRICK!
Patrick: Who is it?
IT’S GOD! PATRICK, GO HOME THY COMMON PRIEST! Saint-Patrick: Yes, I will! As a priest, he performed miracles. Like changing a stick into a tree. Saint-Patrick: Calm down, calm down.
Barbarian: No, leave me. I’m angry. Saint-Patrick: Why are you angry?
Barbarian: My grandfather is dead. He converted warriors by talking to their dead ancestors. Saint-Patrick: Your grandfather says he loves you. Barbarian: Thank you, thank you. He chased all the snakes out of Ireland and tricked them into getting into a small box. Saint-Patrick: You! Saint-Patrick: You are a snake, I think you can’t get in the box. Snake: Yeeeeeeesssssss, I can.
Saint-Patrick: No you can’t! Saint-Patrick: Can the snake get in the box? Yes, he can. Or no, it can’t. Saint-Patrick: Yes, it can! Yes it can! And threw them in the sea. Bye-bye snake! St. Patrick died on March 17th, which is today St. Patrick’s Day

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