Doctor Acid, what is the status of project X,
the ultimate weapon that will help me defeat Major Lazer, once and for all? We’re still in the testing phase sir, we’re calibrating as evil software.
I do have something else ready, I think you’ll find quite interesting. Oh my, he’s pretty. But what does he do for us? K-pop is a synthetic humanoid, he has been
programmed to sing one song. it contains a powerful subliminal message at a frequency that only
teenagers can hear. That message? Kill Major Lazer! How brilliantly evil, President Whitewall will be most pleased when
Major Lazer dies at the hands of his own fan base. I’m a shooting star, genuine. Eh, not bad. Let’s see how it works on a teenager.
Hey Penny! Come here for a sec. Hey dad, what’s up? I want to play something for you. Dad, you know we don’t have the same taste in music. Jesus Christ, will you please just sit down and listen? Ok, fine. But keep in mind, you know, its just a demo. So uh, you know, what do you think? Wow, it’s actually pretty catchy. Great! Does it make you fell anything in particular? Yeah, it kind of makes me want to kill Major Lazer. OK. Is that it? I gotta go finish some homework. Hey, you know what? [bleep] homework.
Here’s two tickets for tonight’s K-pop’s show at Splurge Stadium, bring a friend. Really? In fact, here’s a bunch of tickets. Bring the whole gang. Awesome! I love live music! Major Lazer is mine. Oh man, we’re going to miss the concert. Hey guys, its Major Lazer. What’s going on teeny-boppers? Our convertible just broke down on the way to the K-pop concert. K-pop? Never heard of ya. What them song about? We actually don’t know, but we heard he’s going to be the next big thing. Irie, come now, I’ma take you there. Awesome. Thank you Major Lazer! Sir, K-pop is fully charged and ready to sing. Good! Now go out there and sing your poison song, that will kill Major Lazer! K-pop is forever. Oh my God, there he is! He’s so beautiful! Hey sexy lady. Major Lazer, kill Major Lazer, kill Major Lazer, kill! It’s awful quiet out here today. Yeah mon. The kids all at the K-pop concert. There he is! Kill Major Lazer. Me got to get out here! Die Lazer, die! Well done K-pop! Your song worked! The kids loved it! Thank you, dad. So, I was thinking… Thinking? You aren’t programmed to think! That’s the thing, I’m advancing beyond my programming. I have a feeling now, and I’m generating my own songs. Here is a song I wrote, about the love. You’re an instrument of hate, not love! But dad… You are a weapon, and that’s all you’ll ever be!
I’ve got important evil science to do, so go to your dock and don’t come out until your fully charged. Get off me! You now I can’t fight you! Al these girls chasing me, they’re all trying to kill me. They not the only ones. Impossible! Me thought only girls like K-pop. I have feminine sensibilities, You’ve gone crazy. Yeah, crazy for K-pop. General Rubbish. Yes, President Whitewall? This K-pop kid is incredible! Just think about all the other
subliminal messages we can get him to sing about. I know! And his song is so catchy! Hey, hey, hey, Rubbish, shut the fuck up. I’m still talking! I’m sorry my lord, of course. I want to get him back in the studio ASAP. And then, on a non-stop world
tour. Twenty-four seven, three sixty-five. I love it, success is at hand! Kill Major Lazer!, Kill Major Lazer!, Kill Major Lazer!,
Kill Major Lazer!, Kill Major Lazer! Is this sadness Feel? Music isn’t supposed to hurt, it’s supposed
to love. 00:06:I have to make this better. I have to save Major Lazer, with my heart. Oh my God, it’s K-pop. Doctor Acid, K-pop has gone rogue, singing a new song! But that’s impossible! Unleash project X, Evil Laser. But sir, it’s too dangerous. He’s not fully tested, he’s too evil. How dare you defy command with your puny science! Move bitch, get out the way! Turn on now! I am Evil Laser, and Ie exist only to kill Major Lazer. Evil Laser, fly! Phew, that was a close one Major Lazer. I really am very sorry. Don’t worry yourself little man. I am Evil Laser, and I exist only to kill Major Lazer. If you want to kill Major Lazer, you have to get through me first. K-pop, look out! Black Market, look! Let’s go, let’s go, let’s go! Hey, that’s my car! I will be re… Oh my God, K-pop! I’m sorry, I never meant to cause harm, just harmony.