George Carlin – Religion is Bullshit (Napisy PL)

because I got to tell you the truth folks I got to tell you the truth when it comes to bullshit big-time major-league bullshit you have to stand in awe in all of the all-time champion of false promises and exaggerated claims religion no contest no contest religion religion easily has the greatest bullshit story ever told think about it religion has actually convinced people that there’s an invisible man living in the sky who watches everything you do every minute of every day and the invisible man has a special list of ten things he does not want you to do and if you do any of these ten things he has a special place full of fire and smoke and burning and torture and anguish where he will send you to live and suffer and burn and choke and scream and cry forever and ever till the end of time but he loves you he loves you and he needs money he always needs money he’s all-powerful all-perfect all-knowing and all-wise somehow just can’t handle money religion takes in billions of dollars they pay no taxes and they always need a little more now you talk about a good bullshit story holy shit thank you very much but I want you to know I want you to know something this is sincere I want you to know when it comes to believing in God I really tried I really really tried I tried to believe that there is a God who created each of us in his own image and likeness loves us very much and keeps a close eye on things I really tried to believe that but I got to tell you the longer you live the more you look around the more you realize something is fucked up something is wrong here war disease death destruction hunger filth poverty torture crime corruption and the Ice Capades something is definitely wrong this is not good work if this is the best God can do I am NOT impressed results like these do not belong in the resume of a Supreme Being this is the kind of shit you’d expect from an office temp with a bad attitude just between you and me in between you and me in any decently run universe this guy would have been out on his all-powerful ass a long time ago by the way I say this guy because I firmly believe looking at these results that if there is a God it has to be a man no woman could or would ever fuck things up like this

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