Game of Zones – S5:E3: “The Writing on the Wall”

Game of Zones – S5:E3: “The Writing on the Wall”


Lord Commander Lord Commander! Wake up! Giannis? What are you doing here? I have to tell you something What is it? Did Bango fall off the ladder? No. They’re going to exile you. At dawn [Sighs] I knew this day would come Demand a trial…a trial by one-on-one! I will be your champion! Giannis, you’re a good kid No, you’re a good Kidd! It’s not right. They blame you for everything! Eh. Well The analytics maesters blame you for all the corner
threes we give up! I mean, it is my defensive scheme, so And the fanlings say it’s your fault we don’t know
when to foul in the last two minutes of battle! Yeah, well okay, I mean, that one sort of Even though half the knights have given up on you! Eleven of them, actually Here What is it? Breakfast smoothie? Something like that [Coughs] I think your strawberries went bad Listen, Giannis I could adjust my schemes I could stop blaming our youth I could even work on my time management But I won’t Because at the end of the day I must be true to who I am In here And in here I am an asshole I’m a stubborn asshole and I don’t have a clue what I’m doing But…but you’re the best Lord Commander I’ve ever had I’m the only Lord Commander you’ve ever had Wait, did you have Larry Drew for a year? Were you… Did you have Larry Drew for a year? Yeah, yes, who cares? What matters is that it’s not fair what they do to you! [Glass breaks] [Glass breaks]
You’re giving up on us! You’re giving up on me! You’re giving up on us! You’re giving up on me! Don’t cry over spilled mead, Giannis! Don’t cry over spilled mead, Giannis!
When life gives you spilled mead…ugh When life gives you spilled mead…ugh Use it to get a free timeout… -Ah, the Big Dog Glenn Robinson. One of House Bucks’ finest knights I fought beside him under House Hawks. Years ago Lord Commander never talked about him But sometimes I’d find him down here lighting candles and praying to the statue Those weren’t prayers They were curses Ser Glenn Robinson was the first pick of his draft class Do you know who was second? Lord Commander? Aye. Well, Ex-Lord Commander He would come down here to pay his disrespects That resentment, that anger, that was Ser Kidd’s greatest weapon and his greatest weakness [Sighs] We were just getting comfortable in his scheme Ser Ray Allen He was pretty comfortable fighting under George Karl They spent years on the brink of conquering the East together But they never did Things grew toxic Five years later, Ray was finally a champion under Maester Rivers his sixth Lord Commander His Airness, Ser Jordan was a great knight under Doug Collins but it was under the Zen Maester that he became a champion -Don’t forget about Steph Curry, mate! Ah!
What the? Delly? He was quite comfortable with Mark Jackson but Steve Kerr really put him over the top What are you even doing down here? I was just down here scrapping around Actually found a pretty cool cave. You guys wanna come check this out? Wow. What is this place? This must be pre-merger Ancient House Hawks maybe? I don’t know Is that–is that Wilt Chamberlain? Nay. George Mikan. The first giant Nay. George Mikan. The first giant
What–what is this? Look at all these pale dwarves What–what is this? Look at all these pale dwarves Oh my gods, these must be the White Men of the Forest I only heard about them in stories They were first to play this game Looks normal to me Look here. No three-point line Why is he holding the ball like that? They were too weak to shoot overhand Some of these guys weren’t even full-time knights They were tooth maesters when they weren’t playing Man, this thing must be thousands of years old Oh look over here This guy’s holding a basket This looks like the earliest drawing Oh yeah, that must be Maester Naismith Wow Legend has it, he settled Balleros and made our holy sport He’s the father of us all There, yeah! Look! It says here Thou Maker. That’s him! Wait…wait. That’s not a… That says Thon! Thon Maker! Uh, Jason? How old did you say this was again?

100 Replies to “Game of Zones – S5:E3: “The Writing on the Wall””

  1. โ€œWhen life gives you spilled mead …uhhhhh… use it to get a free timeout.โ€ ๐Ÿ˜€๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ

  2. "Don't Cry over spilled mead Giannis…When life gives you spilled mead…Use it uhh give you a free time out."
    For anyone who doesn't get that here you go
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vEqU7JHkfu0

  3. I am an a## hole in the inside.yeah did any hear that part when he called him self an a## hole.lol that was ๐Ÿ˜‚.

  4. Giannis blocks the glass๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  5. โ€œ your a good kid.โ€ โ€œNo, your a good kidโ€ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ˜†

  6. Game of Zones is not just for laughs anymore, it is actually engaging and has its own story. It is phenomenal!!!

  7. "Look at all these pale dwarves."

    "Oh my God, these must be the White Men of the Forest."

    LMAOOO ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

  8. So glad to see Big Dog and Ray Allen getting some cred. "Big Dog" is one of the most underated and under-appreciated Bucks. Hopefully a future episode would highlight Moncrief, Alcindor, and/or Oscar. They were in the background as statues which was tight. Also Vin Baker was in there that was cool too! Great episode!

  9. Australian All NBA line up.
    PG – Ben Simmons
    SG – Patty Mills
    SF – Joe Ingles
    PF- Aaron Baynes
    C – Thon Maker (i can't think of a better one since Andrew Bogut now in NBL so suggestions are welcome)
    6th – Dante Exum/Matthew Delly
    We coming for that Silver Medal next olympics ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ’ช

  10. Damn they had a throwback milwakee buck cave and didnโ€™t mention Kareem at all. Youโ€™d think Kareem would get one reference in here

  11. It says thon…thon maker๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€ p.s I think it's saying thon maker will be good๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต

  12. I know I'm hella late but at 3:24
    Is the knight wearing 42 supposed to be Vin Baker (because of the loaves of bread)?

  13. So your telling me Game of Zones predicted the Bucks potentially winning it all under a new โ€˜Lord Commanderโ€™.

  14. Genius episode!! haha I pity those who don't know all the little nuances to your jokes. But if you knoww both GOT and Basketball drama……magic

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