Chris Martin Carpool Karaoke

Chris Martin Carpool Karaoke


(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
♪ YOU WANT TO LIGHT UP THE DARK ♪
♪ SUCH A HEAVENLY VIEW ♪ ♪ AND YET I THINK I SEE YOU ♪
(LAUGHTER) WHAT ARE YOU DOING?>>TRYING TO GET TO THE SUPER
BOWL.>>James: WHAT DO YOU MEAN? YOU’RE PLAYING IN THE SUPER
BOWL.>>I KNOW AND I’M SUPPOSED TO BE
THERE. I DON’T KNOW WHERE YOU’RE GOING. ANYWAY I COULD GET A LITTLE RIDE
FROM YOU?>>James: TO SAN FRANCISCO? PLEASE, MAN. I’M DESPERATE. LET ME JUST GET IN AND WE’LL
FIGURE IT OUT. OKAY. THAT’S SO KIND.>>James: IT FEELS LIKE —
IT’S NOT A VERY FAR TOUR.>>James: ARE YOU SURE? YEAH, IT’S GOING TO BE GREAT. HOW ARE YOU DOING?>>James: GREAT, I WAS LOOKING
FORWARD TO A DAY OFF.>>THE CAR —
>>James: THE CAR, YEAH. I COULD HAVE ONE OF THESE.>>James: YEAH, THIS IS FINE. THIS IS COOL.>>IT’S GREAT. NICE TO HANG OUT.>>James: EXACTLY. SHALL WE LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC
AND SEE WHAT’S ON THE RADIO?>>I THINK THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT’S
NEEDED. ♪
♪ ♪
(SINGING WITH THE RADIO) ♪ WE ARE DIAMOND AND I FEEL MY
HEART BEATING ♪ ♪ I FEEL MY HEART BENEATH MY
SKIN ♪ ♪ I FEEL MY HEART BEATING ♪
♪ YOU MAKE ME FEEL…♪ LIKE I’M IN LOVE AGAIN ♪
♪ WOO-HOO ♪ ♪ WOO-HOO ♪
♪ WOO-HOO ♪ ♪ WOO-HOO ♪
♪ WOO-HOO ♪ ♪ WOO-HOO ♪
♪ WOO-HOO ♪ ♪ WOO-HOO ♪
♪ WOO-HOO ♪ ♪ WOO-HOO ♪
♪ WOO-HOO ♪ ♪ WOO-HOO ♪
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>>THE SUPER BOWL, WE WHERE FROM
WE’RE FROM CALL IT AMERICAN FOOTBALL.>>WE DO. HEREAS FROM HERE IT’S JUST
FOOTBALL. DO YOU KNOW THE RULES OF THE
AMERICAN FOOTBALL?>>YES. YOU HAVE NINE TEAMS AND TWO
BALLS — (LAUGHTER)
NO, SO THE PITCHER GETS — HE HAS TO GET FROM —
>>James: ALREADY A BAD START. HE HAS TO TEE OFF, AND THEN
IT LANDS WHEREVER IT MIGHT LAND AND THEN IT’S 15-LOVE.>>James: AND IF IT GETS IN
THE BASKET.>>IF IT GETS IN THE BASKET,
IT’S NINE POINTS FOR THE OTHER TEAM.>>James: YEAH. AND AT THE END THEY HAND OUT
BOWLS AND SOME OF THEM ARE REALLY SUPER.>>James: YEAH. HOPEFULLY, THEY’LL GIVE US
ONE AFTER THIS THING. I THINK THEY JUST GIVE OUT SUPER
BOWL’S WILLY-NILLY, RIGHT? ♪ LOOK HOW THE STARS ♪
♪ LOOK HOW THEY SHINE FOR YOU ♪ ♪ AND EVERYTHING THAT YOU DO ♪
♪ AND THEY WERE ALL YELLOW ♪ ♪ I TRUE ALIGN FOR YOU ♪
♪ OH, WHAT A THING TO DO ♪ ♪ MY LOVE ♪
♪ AND IT WAS CALLED YELLOW ♪ ♪ AND YOUR SKIN — ♪
♪ OH, YEAH YOUR SKIN AND BONES ♪ ♪ TURN INTO SOMETHING
BEAUTIFUL ♪ ♪ AND YOU KNOW ♪
♪ I BLEED MYSELF DRY ♪ ♪ FOR YOU ♪
♪ I’D BLEED MYSELF DRY ♪ (CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)
>>James: HAVE YOU THOUGHT ARE YOU GOING TO WITH BE SAYING
ANYTHING? BECAUSE YOU DO MID-SONG TALKING.>>NO, I DON’T.>>James: MID SONG, YOU DO. REALLY.>>James: YEAH! IS THERE ANYBODY OUT THERE?>>THAT’S STOLEN FROM BRUCE. HE WOULD BE LIKE, I GOTTA ASK
ONE THING OF YOU GUYS! IS THERE ANYBODY ALIVE OUT
THERE! AND PEOPLE GO, YEAH!>>James: YOU’RE GREAT AT
IMPRESSIONS. YOU DO A GREAT MICK JAGGER.>>I LOVE GOING TO SEE THE
ROLLING STONES.>>James: SAY THAT AS MICK
JAGGER (TALKING LIKE MICK JAGGER)
>>I THINK MY FAVORITE BAND TO SEE IS THE STONES. I LOVE GOING TO SEE THEM
ANYWHERE. ONLY ONE SECRET, YOU HAVE TO GO
FROM HIGH TO LOW. A BIG OLD TIDAL WAVE IS COMING
DOWN SLOW AT THE END! (LAUGHTER)
>>James: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH FURTHER IT IS THE GO? (RATTLING MAP)
>>WE HAVE ABOUT 400 MORE MILES.>>James: WOW, OKAY. I’M HAVING A BLAST. I HAVE TO DRIVE BACK ON MY OWN. I LOVE THE STORIES. SNACKS, GREAT. AMERICAN ROLLOS ARE GREAT.>>James: YES, ONE SNICKERS. DO YOU NEED ANY ANTI-FREEZE?>>James: LOOK AS THAT,
SAN FRANCISCO HATS.>>LET’S GET ONE.>>James: OKAY. COME ON, YOU’VE GOT THIS!>>OKAY.>>James: YOU DON’T LOOK THIS
HEAVY, ACTUALLY. ♪ WINGS ON ME ♪
♪ WINGS ON ME ♪ ♪ SO HEAVY ♪
♪ HAVE A SYMPHONY ♪ ♪ OH I ♪
♪ I’M SO HIGH ♪ ♪ SO HIGH ♪
♪ SO HIGH ♪ ♪ BEING DRUNK ♪
♪ SO HIGH ♪ ♪ SO HIGH ♪
♪ SO HIGH ♪>>James: WHO DO YOU LOOK UP
TO IN THE WORLD OF MUSIC?>>BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN.>>James: YEP. I LOOK UP TO YOU, TOO.>>James: YEP. BRUNO.>>James: OH, INCREDIBLE. NO ONE WILL EVER COME CLOSE TO
DOING WHAT HE DID AT THAT SUPER BOWL HALF TIME SHOW. VERY DIFFICULT FOR ANYONE TO
MATCH THAT.>>DROP ME OFF HERE. (LAUGHTER)
(SINGING) ♪ WHO WOULD EVER WANT TO BE
KING ♪ ♪ BELLS ARE RINGING ♪
>>James: WHAT IS IT? A FEW CHERISHED — IS IT NOT?>>FINE, MAN.>>James: WHAT IS IT! A FEW CHERISHED —
>>James: LITTLE BELLS ARE RINGING?>>YEAH, LET’S GO WITH THAT.>James: DOESN’ I HEAR JERUSALEM
BELLS ARE RINGING?>>THAT’S WHAT I SAY. ♪ I HEAR JERUSALEM BELLS ARE
RINGING ♪ ♪ ROMAN CHAPEL CHOIRS ARE
SINGING ♪ ♪ A MIRROR IN MY SOUL ♪
♪ MISSIONARIES IN A FOREIGN FIELD ♪
♪ FOR SOME REASON I CAN’T EXPLAIN ♪
♪ I KNOW ST. PETER WILL CALL MY NAME ♪
♪ THAT’S WHEN I RULED THE WORLD ♪
>>YOU BROUGHT A KEYBOARD. ES, TO THE SUPER BOWL.>>James: YOU’RE GOING TO PLAY
THIS KEYBOARD AT THE SUPER BOWL?>>YEAH, TO SAY WHO’S WINNING. ♪ HALF TIME ♪
♪ ONE TEAM’S AHEAD ♪ ♪ .>>James: THAT’S WHAT YOU’RE
GOING TO SAY? ♪ STILL HALF OF THE GAME TO GO ♪
>>James: OH, THIS IS HUGE. I LOVE THAT.>>I HAVEN’T SHOWED IT TO THE
N.F.L. YET. DO THE TEMPO. ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR —
♪ I, I WISH I COULD SWIM ♪ ♪ IF I COULD SWIM ♪
♪ NOTHING WOULD DRIVE US AWAY ♪ ♪ WE COULD BE HEROS ♪
♪ JUST FOR ONE DAY ♪ ♪ WE COULD BE HEROS ♪
♪ JUST FOR ONE DAY ♪ ♪
♪ WE COULD BE HEROS ♪ ♪ JUST FOR ONE DAY ♪
♪ .>>James: OH, GREAT SONG. THANKS. WERE YOU ALWAYS CALLED COLDPLAY?>>I WAS CALLED STAR FISH FOR
ONE CONCERT.>>James: FOR MANY REASONS, IT
PROBABLY SHOULDN’T WORK, BUT IT DOES.>>THANKS. DO YOU KNOW WHAT A COOL NAME IS?>>James: WHAT. ADEL. THE ONE WORD. TAYLOR. I THINK IF YOU SAY “THE COLD” NO
ONE’S THINKING COLDPLAY YET SO THAT MEANS WE HAVE A WAY TO GO.>>James: WITH ALL DUE
RESPECT, I THINK IF YOU ARE HOPING THAT THE WORD “COLD” WILL
ONLY BECOME ASSOCIATED WITH YOUR BAND AND NOT TEMPERATURE OR MILD
SICKNESS, YOU’RE IN FOR A SHOCK. ♪
>>OKAY, REALLY? WELL, WE’VE GOT TO TRY HARDER. ♪ OH, MORNING COME BURSTING ♪
♪ THE CLOUDS IN ♪ ♪ LIFT OFF THIS BLINDFOLD, LET
ME SEE AGAIN ♪ ♪ AND BRING BACK THE WATER THAT
YOUR SHIPS ROLLED IN ♪ ♪ AND MY HEART, SHE LEFT A
HOLE ♪ ♪ IF WE COULD FLOAT AWAY AND FLY
OUT TO THE SURFACE ♪ ♪ AND JUST START AGAIN ♪
♪ AND LIFT OFF FOR TRAVEL ♪ ♪ JUST ERODES US IN THE RAIN ♪
♪ JUST ROSES IN THE RAIN ♪ ♪ SAYING SLOW, OH, OH, OH ♪
♪ OH, OH, OH ♪ ♪ IT DOWN ♪
♪ OH, SLOW, OH OH,, OH, OH ♪ ♪ OH, OH, OH IT DOWN ♪
♪ CHAOS IS THIS WORLD ♪ ♪ IT’S US AGAINST THE WORLD ♪
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>>James: SUCH A GOOD SONG! SO MUCH FUN!>>WE’VE GOT TO STOP. COME ON.>>James: YES, LEMONADE. HERE WE GO.>>HI, GUYS. CAN WE GET TWO CUPS.>>James: THANK YOU. HOW’S BUSINESS. GOING WELL. WHAT ARE YOU RAISING MONEY
FOR?>>SELF PRESERVATION. KEEP IT. THANK YOU!>>James: OH, YEAH! OH, MY GOD.>>James: IT’S JUST SUGAR. I WANT TO PUNCH AN ELEPHANT! (LAUGHTER)
>>James: THAT’S THE SWEETEST AND MOST INSULIN SUGAR RUSH I’VE
EVER HAD IN MY LIFE. LOOK AT YOU!>>I’M BACK, RANDALL! (LAUGHTER)
>>James: CHRIS AND JAMES ON A ROAD TRIP, SAN FRANCISCO, HERE
WE GO, SUPER BOWL COMING UP! WE’RE ROLLING UP, OH! WE’RE GOING UP, OH! ♪
(SINGING) ♪ PARADISE ♪
♪ PARA…♪ PARADISE ♪
♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH ♪>>James: OH, MAN… YOU OKAY?>>James: I’M FEELING A BIT —
DO YOU WANT ME TO DRIVE?>>James: I THINK WE MIGHT
HAVE TO STOP FOR THE NIGHT.>>OKAY. (COMMODE FLUSHING)
>>James: FEELS GOOD TO BE OFF THE ROAD, DOESN’T IT?>>EMPTY? THERE IS A COUPLE OF WINE
TRAILS.>>James: OH, THAT WOULD BE
NICE. YOU’VE CHOSEN THE BAKER BED.>>REALLY.>>James: YES. I THINK WE’LL BOTH SLEEP BETTER.>>ALL RIGHT.>>James: YES, OKAY, GREAT. OKAY. (LAUGHTER)
THAT’S GOOD. OH! MMM… THIS IS NICE. (LAUGHTER)
♪ WHEN YOU TRY YOUR BEST BUT YOU DON’T SUCCEED ♪
♪ WHEN YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT BUT NOT WHAT YOU NEED ♪
>>James: THAT’S INCREDIBLE. AMAZING.>>HUNDRED PERCENT. WHERE’S THE CAR, JAMES?>>James: OH, NO. IT’S A JOKE.>>James: NO, IT’S NOT. I THINK OUR CAR’S BEEN STOLEN.>>DUDE, I’M SUPPOSED TO BE AT
THE SUPER BOWL.>>James: FORGET THAT. I HAVE A 12:37 A.M. SHOW I’VE
GOT TO GET BACK FOR. SO LET’S GET OUR PRIORITIES
STRAIGHT, SHALL WE? WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO? NO WAY. ABSOLUTELY NOT. ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH ♪
♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH. ♪ OH, OH, OH, OH ♪
♪ OH, OH, OH, OH, OH ♪

100 Replies to “Chris Martin Carpool Karaoke”

  1. Yo los pude ver en La Plata y la verdad canta fenómeno.
    Soy fanático desde que yo tenía 18años y hoy tengo 33 años Dios miooo como los amo

  2. La cantidad de veces que vi esto por dios TE AMO MAS QUE A MI VIEJA KRIS MARTIN y a vos también james. Lo vi mil veces y no puedo parar de sonreír y reir, MI PERSONA FAVORITA EN EL MUNDO

  3. Coldplay….the best band ever!! In the world.. Soo harmony, all the instrument they made.. Uugh damn.. Genius!!

  4. Hi James babe magnificent guests..most questionable diva Gwen…but A… how can we teach manners authencity.. among equality soldier's of USA 👁️by example & on blast Stephanie Blake get a room oh.. Chris great… Pitt..toss outs get a rubber room 🇺🇸.. hmm.. keyboards to a ladder of tranquility… let me tell gents..I needed it✌️🥀💞

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