Chappelle’s Show – Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories – Rick James. Pt. 2 – Uncensored

Chappelle’s Show – Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories – Rick James. Pt. 2 – Uncensored


YOU KNOW WHAT I’M SAYING? BUT THEN, YOU KNOW,
HERE WE GO AGAIN. – COCAINE IS A HELL OF A DRUG. [chuckles] – RICK IS ENCOURAGING ME. YOU KNOW, HE SHOWS UP AT
MY BROTHER’S HOUSE FUCKED UP. – NICE PLACE, NIGGA. – SO HE HAD
THESE DIRTY COWBOY BOOTS ON. PUSHING US OUT OF THE WAY,
BARGED IN THE HOUSE. MY BROTHER HAD
THESE BRAND-NEW COUCHES. THEY WERE SUEDE, RIGHT? AND HE GETS ON THE COUCH
AND SAYS… – WHY DON’T I STRETCH OUT? [laughs] AND JUST STARTED GRINDING MUD
ALL INTO THE COUCH, MAN. – YEAH, I REMEMBER
GRINDING MY FEET INTO EDDIE’S COUCH. – YOU REMEMBER WHY YOU DID IT? – BECAUSE EDDIE
COULD BUY ANOTHER ONE. – FUCK YOUR COUCH, NIGGA. BUY ANOTHER ONE,
YOU RICH MOTHERFUCKER. FUCK YO’ COUCH, NIGGA! FUCK YO’ COUCH! DARKNESSES,
DARKNESSES… – ‘CAUSE OF MY COMPLEXION
HE USED TO CALL ME DARKNESS. HE CALLS ME
AND MY BROTHER DARKNESS. HE ALWAYS SAYS,
“DARKNESS BROTHERS.” SEE, THIS IS LONG BEFORE
WESLEY SNIPES. BACK THEN, WE WAS THE BLACKEST
NIGGAS ON THE PLANET ACCORDING TO RICK JAMES. – EDDIE–BOTH OF THEM WERE
BROTHER DARKNESS. TWIN BROTHER DARKNESS. – AND WE STANDING THERE,
LOOKING AT HIM, AND HE’S LOOKING RIGHT
IN OUR EYES AS HE GRINDS HIS MUD. – SEE, I NEVER JUST DID THINGS
JUST TO DO THEM. COME ON, I MEAN,
WHAT AM I GONNA DO? JUST, ALL OF A SUDDEN, JUST JUMP UP AND GRIND MY FEET
ON SOMEBODY’S COUCH LIKE IT’S, YOU KNOW,
SOMETHING TO DO? COME ON, I GOT A LITTLE
MORE SENSE THAN THAT. YEAH, I REMEMBER GRINDING
MY FEET ON EDDIE’S COUCH. [tape rewinding] SEE, I NEVER JUST DID THINGS
JUST TO DO THEM. COME ON, I MEAN,
WHAT AM I GONNA DO? JUST, ALL OF A SUDDEN, JUST JUMP UP AND GRIND MY FEET
ON SOMEBODY’S COUCH LIKE IT’S SOMETHING TO DO? COME ON, I GOT A LITTLE
MORE SENSE THAN THAT. YEAH, I REMEMBER GRINDING
MY FEET ON EDDIE’S COUCH. – BUT THEN IT WAS LIKE, “YOU KNOW WHAT?
LET’S HANDLE THIS.” WE WENT OVER THERE… – HEY, CHARLIE MURPHY! – AND WE HELD HIM DOWN, AND WE JUST WAILED ON HIS LEGS. – AAHHH! AAH, YOU DARKNESS… YOU BLACK, MIDNIGHT
EVIL MOTHERFUCKER! BLACK MAGIC, DARKNESS! YOU’RE ALL DARKNESS! YOU’RE FUCKIN’…
DELIRIOUS MOTHERFUCKER… AAH! YOU ARE COLD AS ICE. – BUT STILL, RICK JAMES, EVEN AFTER TAKING
A BEATING LIKE THAT… – FUCK YO’ COUCH, NIGGA. – THIS MOTHERFUCKER’S
GOIN’ OUT. HIS LEGS IS LIKE,
LIKE, LINGUINE. – I’VE BEEN KICKED OUT
OF BETTER HOMES THAN THIS! I’LL BE BACK,
YOU BLACK MOTHERFUCKERS! WIDE-NOSE-HAVIN’ MOTHERFUCKERS! THEY SHOULD’VE NEVER
GAVE YOU NIGGAS MONEY! YOU DON’T KNOW HOW
TO APPRECIATE SHIT! YOU KNOW YOU CAN
GET ANOTHER COUCH! WHAT AM I GONNA DO
ABOUT MY LEGS, EDDIE MURPHY! – MY BROTHER, YOU KNOW, HE’S A LOT MORE COMPASSIONATE
THAN I AM. HE’S LOOKING AND THE LIMO’S
DRIVIN’ OFF, AND HE SAID, “WOW, MAN,
RICK REALLY NEEDS HELP.” AND I WAS LIKE,
“YO, WE JUST GAVE HIM SOME HELP. “BUST HIS FUCKIN’ ASS AND SHIT. “I BET YOU
HE WON’T COME OVER HERE AND DISRESPECT
LIKE THAT AGAIN.” WRONG.
WRONG. WE’RE TALKIN’ ABOUT
RICK JAMES, MAN. – COCAINE’S A HELL OF A DRUG. [chuckles]

100 Replies to “Chappelle’s Show – Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories – Rick James. Pt. 2 – Uncensored”

  1. You..
    Darkness
    Evil!
    Black Magic motherfuckers!
    darkness – you…
    AHH! you…
    RAW
    fuckin'..
    DELIRIOUS ass motherfuckers.

  2. "See I never just did things just to do them. Come on what am I going to do? just all of sudden just jump up and grind my feet into somebody couch. like.. like you know it's something to do. come on I got little more sense than that."

    "Yeah I remember grindin my feet into Eddie's couch."

  3. I see these comments are littered with kids trying to be funny, and not knowing a single thing they are talking about. Lets just quote the show, so everyone will think we are cute, and funny. Reality check you are not funny, so stop trying so hard. I bet half of you dip shits were not even born until after 2003. It's funny when they say it on the show, not when you repeat it in the comments. It's not working, love you, and have a wonderful day.

  4. I would like the hand of whichever comedic genius had the idea to replay "cocaine is a hell of a drug" at the end of this part. I laugh so hard every time.

  5. Rest in Peace Charlie Murphy! You are missed. Those true stories are priceless. Dave Chappelle is hilarious. Rest in Peace Rick James: Yeah I remember grinding my feet in Eddy's couch…..πŸ˜‚2019

  6. Rick James did say, Cocaine is a Hell of’a Drug…πŸ˜‚… F’k Yo’ Couch πŸ›‹…πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  7. That face Dave makes when he is grinding his feet on their couch and looking at them is priceless lmao

  8. I highly recommend watching the outtakes on DVD of Chappelle show! He goes through an array of lines while they are beating his legs. My favorite is "Owwww stop it …..You Egyptian Statue lookin mothafuckas"

  9. The actual Rick James interview makes more sense… he said something like they fucked up his couch first, so it was payback. Like β€œi wouldn’t do it because it’s something to”

  10. Wide nose havin' muthafukkaz…They shoulda never gave u niggaz money !
    U don't know how ta appreciate shit, U know you'll get anotha couch.
    What I'm gonna do bout my legs Eddie Murphy ?! Baaahaha ! instant karma to the habitual line steppa. I'll laugh to this in tears, then and now.

  11. Theory: Rick grinded his feet into Eddie's couch to welcome him to the top. "Cause he could buy another one". Money no longer was an option, so material things….were just material things

  12. The summer after this came out I went on a float trip and I live in Missouri. As everyone passed each other on their rafts or canoes everyone screamed "Fuck your couch, nigga!" Hundreds of drunk, young, white people screaming that all weekend long. At the time it was hilarious but seems pretty retarded now that I recall it.

  13. β€œI’ve been kicked out better houses than this!”

    🀣🀣🀣🀣
    Words I live by……

    Side note, cocaine is helluva drug

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