ϟ†ϟ – Religious Vader – Gospel For Neo

ϟ†ϟ – Religious Vader – Gospel For Neo


Religious Vader. Ah-haa! Ah-haa! May I come in? Unless you’re in the middle of something… Okay! Look at this! Hope you got medical insurance. O.K. hot shot. Beautiful day. Want a cup of coffee? Want some cookies? Very well… I have a duty to provide you with the Gospel. I don’t have to remind you about the ten commandments. That means no women. No alcohol. No drugs. Remember that! Now! I can’t tell you the secret of live. But I must warn you: Somebody’s trying to kill you! …Satan. Now, arise and be baptized and wash away thy sins. Calling on the name of the lord. He that believeth and is baptized, shall be saved. Yeah… Well, that sounds like a really good deal. But I think I got a better one. How about… I give you the finger. Pardon me? …And you give me my phone call. What the hell is that? It’s your finger. I want to tell you… That the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death. Can’t scare me with this gestapo crap. I know my rights. I want my phone call. Cock-A-Doodle-Doo! I’m nothing to you but a black ugly fist here! Now get the hell out of here! Okay! Goddamnit!

22 Replies to “ϟ†ϟ – Religious Vader – Gospel For Neo”

  1. Freakin hilarious!!!!  Love the "Goddamnit!!" at the end!  Sanders, you have brought so many laughs to me and my friends over the years!  Thank you, sir!

  2. Hilarious and well done, StS. I JUST discovered you today through your shreds. Man that was like 7 years ago, right? I assume you used a little help from this lovely audiobook? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPCJcIFKams

  3. This is amazing, but for those of you who are not aware… Way back when, James Earl Jones did a reading of the bible for books on tape. The Audio is taken from there and some of his other artistic endeavours. The truly remarkable stuff is the digital art. . . And the level of humour. So good love this channel.

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